Welcome to a weekly, as yet untitled column that hopes to bring a critical perspective to PerezSolomon. In this space you will find the occasional rant, the occasional diatribe, and frequent vulgarity-laden drivel regarding cultural happenings both in the U.S. and abroad. I am an American currently living in Norway, so please indulge me if I sprinkle some tidbits about Norwegian society into this space. And now onto the drivel…
I’m sure you are all familiar with Cigar Man or Cigar Guy, the turbaned, cigar totting, finely mustachioed man in the shot of Tiger Woods at the Ryder Cup. Given the sudden onslaught of internet super-stardom, one would imagine that all efforts would be made to track down Cigar Guy and subsequently release all of his personal details onto an information-starved public. No such details have emerged, however. A brief internet search revealed a startling, yet surprisingly logical theory. Yes, Cigar Guy is a clever viral-marketing ploy, but who is the culprit?
A visit to Sacha Baron Cohen’s Wikipedia seemingly provides no clues to resolving the matter. But things would have appeared quite different if you had visited the page at 6:00 PM ET, you would have seen quite a bit more information under the the section entitled “Future Projects“:
“In August 2010, Empire magazine leaked an interview with Sacha Baron Cohen about an upcoming film by accidentally posting the interview 2 months early. Sacha described his new role as a “muslim pansexual transvestite sports professional” named Afzal. It was later decided he would be a professional golfer, after previously having wanted his role to be an upcoming Premier League football star, it was decided by Cohen’s lawyers that this was potentially too dangerous due to backlash from fans. Cohen also noted that it would be necessary to use facial prosthetics due to him now being so recognisable worldwide and aimed to make his character “of middle eastern descent and slightly chubby; basically not your archetypal sports star.” Cohen discussed how his new character is aimed to bring about dialogue about the closeted nature of homosexuality in the sports industry and reveal some of the shocking views held by some within it. No release date or title for the film has yet been announced.”
This paragraph was later removed by the content drones at Wikipedia for lack of source material. Apparently, the interview that the blurb refers to has been removed. Curious. Neglecting for a moment that the web address format does not match any of Empire‘s other interviews and that the Wikipedia entry could just be baseless speculation (OR yet another phase of the viral marketing – a “plan fiendishly clever in its intricacies”) is the possibility that Cigar Guy Sacha Baron Cohen that surprising? Consider the evidence.
Here is a close-up of the first picture of Cigar Guy, the one that has been photoshopped time and again.
Seems alright. But who could have imagined there would be a side-angle shot of still even more detail.
Ahh the Groucho Marxian mustache; if that doesn’t shout showmanship, I don’t know what else does. Considering these photos in light of the Wikipedia excerpt, it is all too clear. Bobby Valentine would be proud, Sacha.
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Roy Halladay’s postseason debut — Halladay threw a first-pitch strike to 25 of 28 (89.3 pct) of Reds hitters, the 5th-highest percentage for any starter this year who faced a minimum of 20 hitters.
His shutout, let alone his no-hitter, was historic. He’s the 1st pitcher to toss a shutout in his postseason debut since Bobby Jones’ 1-hitter for the Mets in Game 4 of the 2000 NLDS.
Roy Halladay is the first starting pitcher in the history of postseason baseball to have more hits in a game than he allowed. Halladay was 1-3 with this RBI single.
The overmatched Reds never came close to a hit. Halladay allowed only one runner, walking Jay Bruce on a full count with two outs in the fifth. Halladay struck out eight.
Halladay retired Brandon Phillips on a tapper in front of the plate to end it. Catcher Carlos Ruiz pounced on the ball, getting down on his knee as the ball rolled near Phillips’ bat, and made a strong throw for the final out.
“This is what you come here for,” Halladay said. “It’s a good team, they know how to win. … It’s been a great year, a fun year, we obviously have a ways to go.”
Guest Post By Mike Prince, Sportswriter
Rewind back in the beginning of July. Did anyone really think we would be where we are right now? Did anyone think we would be getting ready to sit down and watch our team – the team with the best record in baseball – host game one of the National League Division Series at Citizens Bank Park? Did anyone think our favorite team would be the odds-on favorite to not only advance to the World Series, but to win it all.
It wasn’t that long ago that the Phillies were seven games out of first place. Jayson Werth was struggling as much as he ever has since he
came to Philadelphia. Chase Utley was out of the lineup with an injury. Jimmy Rollins was finally back from multiple injuries, but was still struggling. Brad Lidge was blowing saves like it was 2009 again and well, eve
ryone was struggling. The Phillies were were doing so poorly, that it’s almost unfair to single out any single player.
Even by the middle of August, the opening day starting lineup had only played together eight times during the entire season. The Phillies had
seven players go on the disabled list. Ryan Howard missed a month, Utley missed two months, Rollins missed plenty of time and even Carlos Ruiz, Shane Victorino and Placido Polanco had all missed significant time on the DL.
But, as it has been for the past four seasons, there is just something about this Philadelphia Phillies team. And as the cliché says – You can never count this team out.
Fast-forward to today. It’s Wednesday, October 6, and the path to winning the World Series and holding another parade begins now. Notice, I didn’t say the path to the Pennant. Winning the National League will bring some fine memories and so will playing in the World Series, but if the Phillies don’t win it all, everything falls by the wayside. The Phillies lost in the October Classic just last year and that’s not something they, nor the fans, want to experience again.
This team is just too good to fall short.
Sure, there are the side stories. It’s Roy Halladay’s 13th season in Major League Baseball and Wednesday will be the first time he ever pitches in a postseason game. It’s Mike Sweeney’s 16th season in the Bigs, and while he may not be starting, this will be the first time the five-time All Star and veteran will be part of a playoff roster.
But even Halladay and Sweeney will brush those stories aside and realize the truth: The Phillies are the best all-around team in the 2010 postseason.
At the end of July, when the Phillies traded for Roy Oswalt, they solidified themselves as having the top rotation in the game. It certainly didn’t hurt that Cole Hamels – a number-one pitcher just last year who followed his World Series MVP performance in 2008 with a below-average season – has pitched well enough to be a top pitcher on any team in baseball for nearly the entire season. And the scary thing for opposing teams is that Hamels, who finished the season with an ERA of only 3.06, is this team’s third starter.
Halladay, Hamels and Oswalt. Is there a team that can force these three pitchers to lose three or four games combined in one series? Howard, Utley, Werth, Ibanez, Rollins, Victorino, Ruiz, Polanco. Is there a team that has pitchers good enough to shut down all of these players on offense?
More importantly, is there a team that can do both? Even if a pitcher can shut down the Phillies offense for seven or eight innings, what are the chances that Halladay or Oswalt don’t do the exact the same thing and go pitch-for-pitch with any starter they face?
This Phillies team has been there. For the fourth consecutive season, they will be hosting an NLDS at Citizens Bank Park. For the last two seasons, Philadelphia has won the NL Pennant and in 2008, it won the World Championship. This team has all the postseason experience it needs. And if anyone wants to look at the amount of pressure that comes with being the favorite to win the World Series, then just look at how this team has dealt with adversity and pressure over the past few seasons.
This team thrives on pressure. From winning the city’s first championship in 25 years in 2008 to winning 49 of their final 68 games in 2010 and not only coming all the way back to win the division, but to run away with the best record in the National League, the Phillies win and play their best baseball when the pressure is on them the most.
While some analysts and fans of opposing teams may bring up the fact that Halladay has never pitched in the postseason and bring it up as a cause for concern for Charlie Manuel’s team, I, as well as most Phillies fans absolutely have to pose the question, “Just how much better can Halladay pitch now that he’s finally in the playoffs?”
So, all that’s left to do is play the games, right? No big deal. It’s been a long time since Philadelphia fans have been disappointed by their baseball team in a National League playoff series. It sounds strange, though, doesn’t it? What, with the Phillies being the losingest team in all of sports and only winning one World Series prior to 2008 dating all t
he way back to 1883.
But this is a different era of Phillies baseball, & they aren’t going to let Joey Votto get in the way of advancing to a third consecutive Fall Classic.
Phillies vs. Reds, NLDS
Game 1: Roy Halladay (21-10, 2.44 ERA) vs. Edinson Volquez (4-3, 4.31 ERA)
Game 2: Roy Oswalt (13-13, 2.76 ERA*) vs. Bronson arroyo (17-10, 3.88 ERA)
Game 3: Johnny Cueto (12-7, 3.64 ERA) vs. Cole Hamels (12-11, 3.06 ERA)
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