The “Brief Safe” Fake Dirty Underwear Home Safe


now on sale at, this handsome “shomer brief safe”, aka underpants with a fake skid mark and a big pouch in the front.  just don’t leave them sitting around if you’re mom/cleaning lady does your laundry.

the “brief safe” is an innovative diversion safe that can secure your cash, documents, and other small valuables from inquisitive eyes and thieving hands, both at home and when you’re traveling. items can be hidden right under their noses with these specially-designed briefs which contain a fly-accessed 4″ x 10″ secret compartment with velcro closure and “special markings” on the lower rear portion. leave the “brief safe” in plain view in your laundry basket or washing machine at home, or in your suitcase in a hotel room – even the most hardened burgler or most curious snoop will “skid” to a screeching halt as soon as they see them. (wouldn’t you?) made in usa. one size. color: white (and brown).

via filmdrunk

Play Paintball With The Cast of “The Wire” in NYC

Paintball Tournament 2010: The Street vs. The Law

The Wire: Paintball Edition: Jamie Hector (Marlo) has organized a paintball tournament for this Saturday to benefit his non-profit youth organization Moving Mountains, pitting fellow cast members against each other as “The Streets Vs. The Law”—including Michael K. Williams (Omar), Sonia Sohn (Kima), Snoop Pearson, Anwan Glover (Slim Charles), and more. Those who have always dreamed of popping a paint-cap in Omar or Snoop’s ass without fear of violent retribution can sign up for one of three team packages ranging from $750 to $2500, the latter of which includes a special meet-and-greet. The game’s out there, and it’s play or get played—that simple. To play, sign up here.   via AVClub

Just When You Thought Teva Couldn’t Get Any More Lame

Teva Sandals, the lamest, dorkiest sandal of all time just got a little nerdier. Just when you thought Teva’s with socks was the worst it could get, Teva introduces a new sandal with a LED light on it.

The Teva Illum (MSRP: $50), a state-of-the- art flip-flop complete with waterproof, detachable LED lights connected to the straps. The Illum replaces the headlamp with the pedlamp to create “the glow from below,” a convenient and practical way to avoid the pitfalls of stumbling around in the dark.

The newly engineered topsole material and microfiber strap lining make the sandals appealing to the feet during daylight hours and the Spider365 rubber outsole offers plenty of traction. But it’s at night when the Illum truly shines, leaving darkness a step behind.

Get it: at REI (1416 Platte St.) or

via Denver Post

Denim Diapers for Babies

The latest viral video sensation is the strangely compelling, banned-from-TV commercial for Huggies’ new denim diapers. The ad features a swaggering toddler walking the streets, attracting admiring stares from stylish passersby, despite the fact that his diaper is soiled. “When it’s No. 2, I look like No. 1,” the soundtrack blares. via newsweek

Here is the up and coming baby model they call, “Miller”, sporting the new Denim Huggies.