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Gawker.com is having a contest to see What’s the Nastiest Thing You’ve Ever Seen on the Subway?

This is a true Perez Solomon story: One day I saw a white male, probably in his 40’s or 50’s, with a long gross beard and looked homeless. He was eating a tomato like it was an apple and telling this little girl (who was with her mother) that it was important to eat her fruits and vegetables. There were red juices and seeds all over his beard.

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This was the nastiest thing i’d ever seen AND it was on the D LINE.

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NW train late at night. For some reason everyone on the train was drunk. A drunk passenger proceeds to turn and vomit on a woman next to him, who is so disgusted that she in turn vomits on the floor by my foot. Awful.

A few years ago I was on the L train. It was a friday night, and early enough that the train was full. There was a homeless woman in the middle of the train car, she was wearing slippers and a robe and was kind of squatting/sitting against one of the doors just hanging out.

My friend and i noticed that she started to get aggravated and yell at everyone. She keeping yelling “get out of my house, get the fuck out of my house”. People just kind of laughed and ignored her.

So she thinks about it, pulls down her pants just a bit, and then she takes a shit all over the floor of the full car. and she has diarrhea and it’s going all over the floor.

People start freaking out, and the icing on the cake. She lights up a cigarette, just smiles and says ” i told you to get out of my house.”

next stop….everyone got out of her house.

Of all the things I have witnessed on the subway…this was the most disgusting.

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