McDonald’s Places Condoms in Happy Meals by Accident
the condoms were intended for the provincetown, mass. school system, which recently established a policy making them available for students of all ages; they were delivered to mcdonald’s distribution center in barnstable, mass. in error.
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|“they were so bright and colorful, they were mistaken for happy meal toys,” explained mcdonald’s vice president of public relations robin anderson. “unfortunately most of the workers there don’t read english, and they thought ‘ribbed latex’ was a character from the last airbender.”
“who ever heard of the last airbender anyway?” added jose estevez, president of mcdonald’s distribution union 8801, in defense of his fellow workers.
the mistake led to an incident in a brewster, mass., mcdonald’s, where more than a dozen 8-year-olds attending a birthday party all opened their condoms at once, and immediately blew them into balloons and started batting them around the restaurant.
shrieks of horror ensued from several other patrons, and one elderly woman fainted when a condom balloon landed in her filet o’ fish.
“she’d apparently never seen one that size before,” explained brewster police chief bradley heffernan, who noted that there were some similar concerns when congress instituted its “cash for condoms” program.
the mcdonald’s incident also caused problems in provincetown, where the schools accidentally received the restaurant’s shipments of last airbender toys, and several were released to students who went into their school’s nurse’s office seeking condoms.